Me (not) so horny. Not now anyway.

Just arrived at the cafe with free Wi-fi at Patpong again. What a trip. Every 3 metres was some inconspicuous Thai grabbing my arm (yes, my arm) saying: "Dee-Wee-Dee? Wee-Cee-Dee?". Failing to garner any response, they proceeded to offer bolder pursuits: "P-o-o-r-r-n? P-o-o-r-r-n?".

No, I don't freakin want your dirty porn. You can shove your 200 baht scum! I want no such filth! I am no dirty guy! I am a decent upright gentleman and I download my porn from the net just like any decent upright gentleman would! Free! Sheesh, and the good stuff too, mind you, not some cast off from Eastern Europe featuring obviously either malnourished or anorexic "p-o-o-r-r-n" stars.