"One moment she's holding up a smelly towel. The next moment, she's GONE!!!"said Mr Kiap

Mr Kiap Kiap, 24, the companion of Miss Kip Kip, is pleading for anyone with any information about the whereabouts of Miss Kip to come forward. Miss Kip was last seen attached to the railing of a certain double-decker bed. Witnesses said she appeared to be holding up a slightly damp and stale green towel. Miss Kip Kip, 22, looks very much like Mr Kiap except for the green ribbon on her metal thingy part. Anyone with information about her whereabouts is encouraged to call the NEW Paper at:
1800-S-H-A-M-E-L-E-S-S-A-T-T-E-N-T-I-O-N-W-H-O-R-E



ABOVE:Mr Kiap and Miss Kip pictured here together last December.



ABOVE:Mr Kiap after he found out about Miss Kip's disappearance.



ABOVE:"One moment she's holding up a smelly towel. The next moment, she's GONE!"

Stay tuned! The NEW Paper will report any further developments promptly.